Thankfully the bleach escapade in the coffee house has all been resolved, though really it could be argued our problem seemed all a little trivial compared to the explosion yesterday in R&D. Aiyaa, whatever could.. Mayuri-san~? have been doing?
Business is thriving, naturally, as we still provide you, dear friends and colleagues, with all your snacking, lunching and drinking needs upon these cold, cold days~
I must say it also feels rather positive to have a nigh on full complement of staff..
Though, Jinta~kun~! It appears Tessai hasn't had that a extra pair of hands helping him, as we had discussed. The poor man has been run off his feet on his own. Go and help him~♥
Ururu, if you wish, you can help with serving today. Remember those tricks to memory we ran through? Also, I take it you haven't come in in the same sodden clothes as before? The shop really doesn't need an employee off with a cold~♥
Karin-chan~ Can you call in with your rota as soon as possible? We still need to discuss your timetable and salary
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Well, well, Ryuu-chan~ Whatever have you been up to to warrant our beloved doctor's attention hmm? You and Rangiku-san...
Ohhhh, don't tell me you've contracted an STI?! Really now, after we have always been so careful.. couldn't you have extended the same courtesy to Ran-chan!? Tsk tsk.
Retsu. I don't believe I have ever wished for a drug test to come around so much before..♥ It's remarkable the amount of.. reading I've got through this week~
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And I cannot believe you would think be capable of such a thing. Anything I would have contracted would have been from you and you alone you bastard.
My dear friend, that is so very cruel of you to call me such things. You know I have the utmost respect for you and your health, and I am concerned that is all~ Anyhow, aside from that one time where I came practically everywhere but inside you, we generally have been protected. Now~ doesn't that make you feel better? ♥
And, yet, still the puzzle remains.
Oh my, my... you haven't gone and knocked that sweet young thing up have you?! Hoo~ Heavens only know what Uryuu-kun would say...
It wasn't so cruel when you first suggested the possibility now was it Urahara? To hell with you Kisuke. That is absolutely vile.
And so it shall as it is none of your concern.
...I can speak quite honestly when I say that that would not even be a factor. As my only child can attest to, I've far better things to do with my time then to bring another child into this world nor do I have to desire to experience a repeat of Uryuu's upbringing.
Why no, merely checking up on an old friend, Ryuuken.. though to call me such things.. ah me~ What is vile in speaking the facts? And here I thought you would be happy to know that, glazed and unfocused as you get.. I thought you may have missed it ♥
I'm quite sure Uryuu-kun would actually be in consensus with you there~
It is uncommon when she knows the hubbub it will cause, obviously since we're having this conversation. Interesting is no one else's concern. People should really mind their own affairs rather then sticking their noses where they don't belong.
Checking up and attempting to grasp at any fodder for the gossip mill Kisuke. The two cancel each other out.It is vile when you feel the need to bring up such things dammit. Just because it happened doesn't mean that I need or desire to be reminded of it.
One of the very few things we can agree on. Just the thought of another one makes me quite nauseous.
Well, have you had similar conversations with anybody else? Surely the reason we are having this conversation is that I have a.. vested interest in the parties concerned~
Not for the gossip mill, dear friend, I'm shocked you think it would go any further but for my eyes only! I cannot recall you complaining too much at the time, Ryuu-chan~♥
Oh hush now, I know you don't mean that all too seriously. You have pride in Uryuu-kun, whether you admit that to me or yourself, you still do.. he is of Ishida blood after all.
No one else is brave enough to come pester me aside from you Kisuke. I can't say that poor Rangiku-san would be offered the same courtesy. Again with your undesired interest.
I find that quite difficult to believe. On all counts. ...Just drop it dammit. I don't have the time nor the patience to deal with you today.
If I wasn't there for his birth myself I would have to question that.
I do have a certain interest in Rangiku-san, she's seems a very earthy individual. Though I respect your feelings with regards to her enough not to inquire~ You yourself, however, are a different matter.. old friend~
Well, clearly you do not understand me after all these years, Ishida-san. Hmm~ a real pity that...
Oh, but he clearly is your son, much the same way as the Kurosaki brood are definitely the product of Isshin-kun's loins! A real sense of deja-vu for you both, surely~
I assure you, that is most unnecessary and very undesirable. You keep that between the two of you. Please.
I appreciate that you would actually think that in regards to Rangiku-san. One can only hope someday that courtesy will be extended to myself.
Never claimed to understand you, anyone who would do so is a damned fool. If I did surely I wouldn't be abused so. So sayeth you.
Hn. That is a point up for debate most days though I cannot deny the Kurosaki gene hasn't diluted in the slightest between the generation. Poor child never stood a chance.
She's a sweet girl, such a delight to have
played a part in setting upwitnessing you two finding each other so.. ~♥ Hmm~ that's highly unlikely, Ryuu-chan~It's a lot more joyful this way isn't it though? Oh~ I wouldn't be soo sure~ Indeed, I do
*chuckles* Oh you really have no idea do you?~♥
She is, which is why I don't want her pulled into any workplace drama. I don't doubt that she can handle herself by any stretch, but I can at least try to stem any incidents that would make her have to resort to that.
...I'm sure you definitely enjoyed yourself didn't you Urahara? Pity backfired and turned into such a pleasant companionship rather then some unsavory debacle like most were anticipating.
...Joyful is hardly the word I would use. Think or say whatever you'd like. Just do it from your shop.
What in the hell is that supposed to mean?
Ahh Ishida~san~ your gentlemanly ways are so touching~ Who would have thought you could be so.. pleasant in a relationship?
I usually enjoy myself, yes~ What's the point being all moody and grumpy all the time, ne? Unsavoury debacle? No, no, no~
Oh it makes me feel all warm inside ♥Are you not enjoying yourself, Ryuu~ken~? Spoilsport..
Aiyaa - nothing, nothing~
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There's no reason not to be either. I was not deaf to the whispers at the party or any other event I've attended with Rangiku-san...I can only imagine what people were saying that I was not privy to.
Constant harassment from yourself and Unohana? Oh yes. Funner times have never been had. Deal with it.
A bit speechless there?
Tch. You will never learn will you..? And here I was starting to have hope in your tutelage~ Hooo~ Oh my~ Do you wish me to elaborate?
It's not harassment, it's love~ though I cannot speak for Retsu ♥ Just think, without this you'd just be moping inside your office with nothing to entertain you.. Ahh, stop getting me all twitchy Ryuu-chan~
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Your tutelage game was weary from the get go and I'm quite tired of hearing about it. Perhaps one day the supposed 'Teacher' should become the student and learn to pester someone else who cares.
You are sick and deranged and you need to take advantage of having the extended time spent with Unohana and seek some medical attention for your mental defects. That alone would take up a lot of this free time you have on your hands.
...I always have plenty to entertain myself with. You just don't see it. Again...something you may want to get the Demoness to check out.
Perhaps~ if the "student" is willing to bite the bit and challenge me, I would be more than happy for that to occur ♥
What now? Mental defects you say? Aiyaa~ are you so devoid of human contact that everything in this world seems alien to you..? I have tried to help, heavens know that I have... Yet, I suppose you would be happy to hear that I shall be making the most of my time with our dear doctor tomorrow, following this drug test she's hellbent upon~
Oh my, I suppose you do.. no, really, I do believe you... One day is not so long to wait I suppose.. I just thought you could do with some relaxation~
Pray tell, what are you up to at the moment~?
Updating files and drinking my tea. Pleasant stuff ♥
More, well, let's just say I can't take a cold shower at work~ and such things distract my mind sufficiently..The tea I make is much more pleasant wouldn't you say?
My. It does sound like someone needs to work on his will-power...I wouldn't go that far... and i am jesting, though there is something nice about filing reports, especially since the construction workers have taken a break.
Sexual feelings are really quite natural, sensei, as I am sure you understand~ Willpower really has very little to do with it.I would hope that you were jesting, Retsu, otherwise you will be facing a rather dejected coffee shop manager tomorrow~ Hai hai.. I can imagine the noise is rather intrusive
Oh, do not get me wrong, they are, though perhaps being female has given me a greater resolve... Pron at work, tisk tisk...I'm sure it would not be anything that a lollipop or two could not cure...
Oh Alas! It is a burden being a man sometimes~♥ Come now, dear doctor, it's not like I'm doing anything inappropriate back here, just casual browsing~Hmmm~ your lollipops are delightful, sweet sensei~
Casual browsing you state? For what, exactly, would you be casually browsing for? Reading the fine print on the pages? Wondering if you yourself could fit into those skimpy thongs?According to some... Others, it would appear, still disagree.
Aiyaa~ just casually browsing the flesh on show to be absolutely honest here... though, hmm~ the thought has crossed my mind about those thongs... and yet, I much prefer no underwear on myself altogether~ as you know..Ahh, me~ infidels..
Ah, is that so... Just casually browsing scantily clad, or unclad in some cases, woman... Yes, browsing. Shall I remind you not to get the pages wet, or they might stick together? Yes, well, we both know it is Ryuuken who would most likely be wearing one, since he always does seem to have something up his a- you get the point.Quite so. More for people who appreciate them.
So you say every time you see your patients partially clothed, or in fact unclad as you put it.. you feel the need to actually do something sweet Retsu? It's much the same principle~ casual browsing, as I said~♥ Oh my, my what Ryuu-chan would say if he knew you were considering such matters~Indeed, for that I am thankful~
Ah, that is akin to comparing apples and oranges. My patients do not wear tiny thongs, nor do they sit in provocative poses, at least most people... There are the rare exceptions. Would you not agree?
I'm sure he would feel sick to his stomach, or the like.
I can tell ♥
Oh my yes~ I am quite sure if you ever need to check up, say~ Yumichika-san, he would always be beautifully presented, ne?
Well, I cannot disagree with that assessment, however, that really is not my view
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He is, but he does not look at me like I am a steak and he is a starving creature... The difference does lay there, does it not? These females, or males, are paid to provoke, and look attractive and such...
Indeed... I can tell that as well. A good thing that.
Ah, that might be because his persuasions do not lie in the fairer sex, ne? That they are, and it's quite pleasant to look at, even browsing through as I was~
Well, my - you are being perceptive today~
Either way, a professionally paid model is not akin to a patient in a doctor's office who is there for a check up.
I usually am quite perceptive. It is whether other people realize just how much I am...
That is very true, yet the amount of flesh on show is equivalent upon occasion~ And really now, I'm not some 15 or 16 year old boy (hence I keep certain things away from dear Jinta-kun's eyes~) if I was... living with a certain person would leave me quite exhausted~♥ Then there's the fact that feigned sexual poses aren't as arousing as the real deal, wouldn't you agree? Just interesting to browse~ Call it.. an academic interest ♥
There's a lot of things people don't realize about you, I'm sure, sensei~
Don't make me have to get up and drag you in there...
Come on, Sir! Ya don't want people thinking you run a child labor camp!
Well, I don't tend to go too much on what other people think, Jinta-kun~
Probable cause, and all that stuff, especially if ya come out and drag me into the back kicking and screaming?
If you are not back with Tessai, you are also not out front.. you most certainly aren't here with me: therefore I can only assume that you are not doing the work that you are being paid to do.
Either I do so, or I'll just have a quick word for Tessai to do so~ your choice ♥
Oi, alright alright... Guess you don't want new customers. Oh, looks like someone spilled somethin' on the floor! I'll get it!
New customers that buy things are more than welcome, Jinta-kun~ Oh my, my.. that's terrible. Please go to it immediately and do a good job!
Let's see hmm, a spillage will take oohh, three minutes to clear? Just enough time to explain the situation to Tessai, ne?
Uh, they spilled sticky stuff? Need to scrub and polish that floor until it shines like the rest... Can't have Ururu's work going to waste from the other day?
Ahh me, but I've already told Tessai, Jinta-kun~ and these things aren't something that can be done in the busy periods of the coffee house now. Just make sure the spillage has been mopped up, and Tessai will be out shortly~